*To make up for skipping Thursday and Friday this week, today is a special Saturday two-for with both missing episodes at the same time. Oh frabjous day! In hindsight, they probably read better this way anyway… so accidental success through failure to post them on time.
*While it is always good to revisit old ‘Sects… this would be an excellent time to go back and read the Sunday four-parter, “Secrets” that began back on June 21, 2015 and laid the groundwork for the story being told now… Check it out!
One of this country’s best kept secrets can finally be told. General Washington became concerned that the war effort was not going well, as he received word that Great Britain was preparing to muster its fleet and send reinforcements to the war against the colonies. There was nothing that could be done, as the Revolutionists were occupied on multiple fronts already, with no way to combat a potential British onslaught from the sea. Our country might never have been born if not for timely intervention by one of history’s greatest misunderstood heroes.
Seafarers had told legends of a mysterious creature that roamed the ocean floor. Washington’s last best hope was to forge an uneasy alliance with the creature, Godzilla. Most details of the alliance are lost to time, as Washington was unsure of whom he could trust to secure the alliance and so he bartered the deal himself in a secret meeting. All that we know is Godzilla came through with his part to engage the British fleet in the Atlantic and kept them from joining the war effort against the colonies.
Without reinforcements from their homeland, the remaining British soldiers were no match for General Washington and the Revolutionists. No one heard from or saw Godzilla again for nearly 200 years, by which time most evidence of this historically crucial secret alliance had been lost. To his credit, the creature himself made no mention of this when he resurfaced to the modern world. It is only through piecing together cryptic clues from Washington’s own diary that historians have begun to uncover the true story of the birth of our nation.
We can only hope that one day we might know the whole story…
If you’re a recent follower, and want to know when and where this story already was continued, please take a look back at the story that introduced Nerf/Buzzarro from this past Easter!