*I still want to see the Presidential IQ Test Challenge as a Pay-Per-View event. Many people are saying it would get the best ratings ever! 🙂 Also, I apologize for Buzz continually saying moron incorrectly, but that’s his thing… getting stuff wrong… kind of like that guy who is the President of the Virgin Islands… 😉
*I scour the news and certain Twitter feeds daily for joke nuggets… but some days just don’t seem funny. It helps to laugh sometimes, but I don’t know if I can make jokes out of every situation every day. The people of Puerto Rico are still struggling in ways that only a select few truly understand, and to have to constantly battle an arbitrary political crap-storm at the same time as dealing the the aftermath of an actual storm?
*The only good thing about Columbus Day is getting to make this joke… Meanwhile, this is the calm before the storm (where have I heard that recently?)… as this week serves as the prelude to the epic storyline that cannot be named, for naming it would give it away.
*Yes, this again! I’ve done this enough times though, that I don’t have to actually unwind it all for it to make sense, right? I mean I could spend the next two weeks on each blanket and each pig… but man… that would be monotonous… I’d never do that, right? I hope I’m not going to do that. I hated myself for doing that the last time! 🙂
*Sorry for skipping yesterday, but you’ve missed out on nothing! The story unfolded today in a two-for Friday edition just as it always would have… It is natural to sometimes feel relief when someone else is having to deal with things you’d rather not deal with at the moment. But, enough philosophy… why does Buzz keep calling Andy, Jason?