*I know what you’re thinking… He disappears for months and doesn’t post anything at all, then he comes back and posts this horrible joke? I’m amazed (or is that a-maized?) that this was not a thing already, but I scoured the Internet for at least five whole minutes and could find no evidence that anyone else had as horrible of an idea for a joke as I did, so enjoy! Does this mean Fringe Kisses is back as a regular strip again? Does it mean I’m back as a regular blogger again? Nobody knows! 🙂
*I still want to see the Presidential IQ Test Challenge as a Pay-Per-View event. Many people are saying it would get the best ratings ever! 🙂 Also, I apologize for Buzz continually saying moron incorrectly, but that’s his thing… getting stuff wrong… kind of like that guy who is the President of the Virgin Islands… 😉
*I scour the news and certain Twitter feeds daily for joke nuggets… but some days just don’t seem funny. It helps to laugh sometimes, but I don’t know if I can make jokes out of every situation every day. The people of Puerto Rico are still struggling in ways that only a select few truly understand, and to have to constantly battle an arbitrary political crap-storm at the same time as dealing the the aftermath of an actual storm?
*The only good thing about Columbus Day is getting to make this joke… Meanwhile, this is the calm before the storm (where have I heard that recently?)… as this week serves as the prelude to the epic storyline that cannot be named, for naming it would give it away.
*Yes, this again! I’ve done this enough times though, that I don’t have to actually unwind it all for it to make sense, right? I mean I could spend the next two weeks on each blanket and each pig… but man… that would be monotonous… I’d never do that, right? I hope I’m not going to do that. I hated myself for doing that the last time! 🙂