Martian Manhunter Dark Secret Finally Exposed?

Still reeling from last week’s Captain America and Hydra conspiracy, the Internet can’t catch a break! Even as I just explained the truth behind Captain America’s revelation, we find ourselves smacked in the face with a conspiracy so deep, I was only able to uncover it late last night at great personal risk. Be warned, the following image is not for the feint of heart…

Hail Hydrox

As you can see, we’ve all been fooled! Martian Manhunter, or J’onn J’onnz as he is sometimes known, has only been feigning love for Oreos all these years. Secretly, he has been a double-agent in support of the insidiously delicious Hydrox corporation! Can you believe it? Oh, the Martianity! Did he even think of the children?

How much more can comics readers take of their favorite characters dirty secrets coming to light? How much more can my blog followers take of my strange and often horrible sense of humor? Only time will tell…

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2 responses

  1. Oh no, first Captain America, and now the Martian Manhunter! When will it end?!?

    By the way, I didn’t realize this until a few minutes ago, but a Google search revealed that Hydrox cookies actually predate Oreos by four years. Four years! I tell you, everything that I thought I knew was just a lie!!! 😛

    (Posted a link to this on Facebook. Hope I didn’t give anyone there a heart attack.)

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    1. Thank you for sharing and spreading the word! 🙂 I actually always knew that Hydrox was first, however, until you mentioned it and I looked it up too… I didn’t realize Oreos was only four years later. I always thought Hydrox had been around longer before they had direct competition. I also know that, like Hydra, Hydrox disappeared for a while and just recently made a dramatic comeback! 🙂

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